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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Signals detected from Antarctic ice seem to defy laws of physics. Scientists search for answer - KSL News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

You Can Now Launch First-Party PlayStation Games Through the Xbox PC App - Push Square

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Satellite measures river flow waves for the first time - The Washington Post

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

No go.

What do you think will be the legacy of the Biden administration's handling of the TikTok ban controversy?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

People’s Pharmacy: Did this OTC allergy medicine cause my excruciating knee pain? - OregonLive.com

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

CBS Sports and Pac-12 extend partnership through the 2030-31 season - Pac-12 Conference

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Putin's uncompromising demands emerge after the latest round of Russia-Ukraine peace talks - AP News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dow Jones Futures: Israel-Iran Attacks Hit Market; The Next AI Winners After Nvidia, Broadcom? - Investor's Business Daily

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ