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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:16

Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
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